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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Damien Bloodmarch’s Ending Guide

22 July 2017, Saturday, 10:42:20


Damien Bloodmarch
How do you do? I’ve decided to join this “Information Superhighway.” I’m not entirely sure how this works, but I will try my best to understand. I love long strolls through graveyards and spending time with my son. If you would ever like to chat about the latest in Victorian fashion, the inevitability of our own demise, or black cats, please send me a letter!

On a Friday Night you are most likely to….
Listen to true crime podcasts while I taxidermy my newest specimens

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
a coffin

What are your turn-ons?
pronouncing “bosom” correctly

What did you want to be when you grew up?
a bat

What’s your favorite movie genre?
foreign arthouse horror

What’s your ideal date?
It’s night. We are at an industrial darkwave club in Berlin. The music drums to the beat of our hearts.

What do you never leave home without?
an upside-down cross

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
mortality salience


Date 1

♥ Look out the windows/Look at the butterflies/Pick up a book
♥ I like your cape/Your home is really impressive!
♥ Love me some word jumbles.
♥ Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge/Thou Art the Tighest
♥ Snapdragons/Honeysuckle
♥ Gargoyle Minigame
♥ I really admire how you handled that.


Date 2

♥ I do hope that this letter finds you in good health.
♥ I must confess of my amateur control of the written word.
♥ You find me in good spirits, for I felt very much the same after our last encounter.
♥ While a strange turn of events, I found myself enamored of the situation at hand.
♥ It would bring me great pleasure to escort you to the cinema.
♥ Namaste,
♥ Is everything okay?
♥ Tell a Dad Joke
♥ Thanks
♥ I will use this to dry my tears for those I’ve lost/I’m gonna wave this at passing ships


Date 3

♥ Cul-de-sac
♥ Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
♥ Coffee Spoon
♥ Softball Field
♥ Bayside
♥ How many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?/Knock knock!
♥ Aquarium
♥ Cul-de-sac
♥ Give her the Right Said Banana Bread
♥ Don’t tell your Dad about this/What flavor pizza rolls are those?
♥ Does a bat have wings?/Thou art welcome

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