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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Joseph’s Ending Guide

21 July 2017, Friday, 11:39:10

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Joseph’s Ending

Little Hints
Joseph » “COOL YOUTH MINISTER DAD”

Hint: Always save before choosing an answer! It’ll be easier to restart.

Hint: Make sure you choose Chris with the little boy!

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DATE ONE ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 1 / 3

Question    Answer
“Kids, come on. Dial it back on the creepy twin shtick.” – Egg them on.
“No, I can’t take it-” – Go with something obscure.
“Save me from the spiders!” – Spoon Duel the Spider King
“I think you and I put together can make one pretty convincing argument for these brownies. Don’t you?” – “Oh yeah!”
“So, what recipe did you use for these brownies?” – “We improvised.”
“You sure can. I bet I could eat ten brownies. – ” Let the man buy his brownies.
“Would you be interested in one of our delicious, homemade brownies?” – Remember that one time…
“Uh…” – “They seem nice.”
“Um… I’m really sorry about that.” – “Brownies fix everything.”

 

 

DATE TWO ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 2 / 3

Question    Answer
“We can’t get it down, but we can send a different message.” – Jesus is calming.
“Gotta play the sad tunes to properly appreciate the bangers, right?” – “That’s not how DJing works.”
“What was his wife’s name again?” – “Sandra.”
“Let’s start them off easy…” – Start with the Lawnmower.
“Alright, let’s turn up the heat.” – Running man.
“Keep it up, I think they’re coming around!” – Cabbage Patch.
“If we pull the right moves, the kids will join us in no time.” – Moonwalk.
“Alright, time for the big finish!” – Death drop.
“It’s a place where you can kick your feet up and forget about your worries for a while.” – “Watch out for blown out flip flops.”

 

 

DATE THREE ( RANK: S )

Margarita Zone – 3 / 3

Question    Answer
“This is the part where we wrestle Neptune, so please remove your shirt and roll in some talcum powder.” – “Can do!”
I yell out to the ocean – “I HAD LOBSTER LAST WEEK AND I CAN’T WAIT TO EAT MORE OF YOU.”
Radio Minigame: Put in both wires and paperclips. Then add nail, coin, and gum.
“There’s worse places to be stuck on than a yacht. Wine?” – “Wine!!”
“It’s gotta be here somewhere.” – Examine cabinet.
Examine Cabinet. – Examine Drawer.
“Now I just need to find some glasses.” – Focus on the rest of the room.
Examine Shelf Examine photos, books, and knick-knacks.
Focus on the rest of the room. – Examine lounge.
Examine bed, floor, and side table. – Focus on the rest of the room, head back up to Joseph.
“Five on a good day. Pour me.” – POWER FOUR.
“Uh….” – “Do you like your mysteries… hot bodied?”
Continue with the talk. – “This view though…”
Continue with the talk. – “What’s it like owning a yacht?”
“If you had a yacht, what would you name it?” – “Long, Hard, and Full of Seamen.”

 

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Name : Duck | Comment Date : July 24th, 2017

Correction: Ob the third date, you only get to pick two topics of conversation. Go with the Hot Bodied one and the Yacht one.


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